Yep, purchased my plane ticket this morning (God bless Air-J for giving me a ticket below $400!) and I shall be touching down on the Rock come December 19th! Yes Iya, is a long time I haven't been home (a year, in fact) and I certainly intend to live it up to the max! So all of you who want to link up and do something just holla @ me and lemme know, cause you dun know seh this dog is down for whatever!
Anyhow, I know that it's been a while since my last post, though I'm really glad that I gave y'allz some jokes. Anyhizzle, I unfortunately have no more jokes to give :(...well, except for this one that a friend sent me this morning (according to him, it's a true story):
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he 'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy,and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
Anyhow, that's my contribution to the blogsphere today, hopefully tomorrow I'll be inspired to come up with a decent post and, God willing that my back stops hurting, I'll be able to sit still long enough to read your blogs!
Anyhow, I know that it's been a while since my last post, though I'm really glad that I gave y'allz some jokes. Anyhizzle, I unfortunately have no more jokes to give :(...well, except for this one that a friend sent me this morning (according to him, it's a true story):
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he 'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy,and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
Anyhow, that's my contribution to the blogsphere today, hopefully tomorrow I'll be inspired to come up with a decent post and, God willing that my back stops hurting, I'll be able to sit still long enough to read your blogs!
Comments
Yeh mi yute wah happen to yuh back? Wah yuh a do workout fi di beach when yuh come out and hurt yuh back?
Well if mi available a linkup coulda work. Mi working straight thru di holidays and then taking a short vacation to the country.
Yu need to stop trying to do a "back shot" on your "head top" ... those things will definitely throw out the back!!
OMG, I'm so bad ... did I just say that?? (sheepish smile)
That is an interesting way of calling the police that the fella does in the story you posted - kind of tempting to do this, hey?!
wicked price for the flight, enjoy yourself in jamaica
Anyway, I checking out flights to Jam too... we shall see if I get one, oono pray for me!
God bless!