Look Out Yard, Here I Come!!!

Yep, purchased my plane ticket this morning (God bless Air-J for giving me a ticket below $400!) and I shall be touching down on the Rock come December 19th! Yes Iya, is a long time I haven't been home (a year, in fact) and I certainly intend to live it up to the max! So all of you who want to link up and do something just holla @ me and lemme know, cause you dun know seh this dog is down for whatever!

Anyhow, I know that it's been a while since my last post, though I'm really glad that I gave y'allz some jokes. Anyhizzle, I unfortunately have no more jokes to give :(...well, except for this one that a friend sent me this morning (according to him, it's a true story):

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he 'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy,and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Anyhow, that's my contribution to the blogsphere today, hopefully tomorrow I'll be inspired to come up with a decent post and, God willing that my back stops hurting, I'll be able to sit still long enough to read your blogs!


Abeni said…
Whats wrong with your back? One night I had an attempted break in and called the police and told them the guy was still around.they told me to come in the next day and make a report.This after having a history of attempted break ins .I thought of calling back and saying he got in and I stabbed him etc etc.I was sure they would turn up then
Dr. D. said…
The night my briefcase was stolen outta my room...call to report the incident, dem ask if anybody dead? I said no. OK, dem not coming!

That ticket price of < $400 is damn good for them times of year Dawg.

You know we will link up...fret not..and good to see you back on the blog.
Dr. D. said…
Yeah, a wah do you back? You did gie you upstairs neighbour a check perchance? ;-)
Stunner said…
Air J less than $400 at this time...Spirit airlines starting to benefit us already!

Yeh mi yute wah happen to yuh back? Wah yuh a do workout fi di beach when yuh come out and hurt yuh back?

Well if mi available a linkup coulda work. Mi working straight thru di holidays and then taking a short vacation to the country.
Sunshine said…
I''m JEALOUS. I want to come too.;-( Soon though.
CoolDestiny said…
Good to see you back on the blogosphere. That price is definitely a steal. Well, you're coming home so I don't need to tell you to live it up or have fun cause you know that's what we do in Ja.

Yu need to stop trying to do a "back shot" on your "head top" ... those things will definitely throw out the back!!

OMG, I'm so bad ... did I just say that?? (sheepish smile)
Desiree said…
Great for you - getting your ticket at a good price.

That is an interesting way of calling the police that the fella does in the story you posted - kind of tempting to do this, hey?!
Shotta M said…
Great price on the plane ticket. There is no place like home.
Jdid said…
nice joke
wicked price for the flight, enjoy yourself in jamaica
Mad Bull said…
Wooiii! CD, it sounds like you are talking from experience! LOL

Anyway, I checking out flights to Jam too... we shall see if I get one, oono pray for me!
solitaire said…
Enjoy di wedda fi me, eeh brudda? Mi a gwan to one nex part a Canada... col is COL is col...yes sir!
God bless!