F'ing Dawg

Here's a little trivia for you all:

What do you do when the neighbor's dog keeps you up all night with it's incessant barking and running around?

Do you:
a) Do your best to ignore it and take some sleeping pills?
b) Wait until the neighbour is out, break into their apartment and kill the f'ing dog?
c) Complain to management, even though said neighbor does have a lease?
d) Tell the neighbor some good, down-home Jamaican bad words?
e) Call the ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals)?
f) Call the cops and tell them that your neighbor sells drugs out of her apartment?

F'ing little minature dog keeping a brotha up all damn night!!! AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!