F'ing Dawg

Here's a little trivia for you all:

What do you do when the neighbor's dog keeps you up all night with it's incessant barking and running around?



Do you:
a) Do your best to ignore it and take some sleeping pills?
b) Wait until the neighbour is out, break into their apartment and kill the f'ing dog?
c) Complain to management, even though said neighbor does have a lease?
d) Tell the neighbor some good, down-home Jamaican bad words?
e) Call the ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals)?
f) Call the cops and tell them that your neighbor sells drugs out of her apartment?

F'ing little minature dog keeping a brotha up all damn night!!! AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

Comments

Scratchie said…
Apparently some his breddrin live next door...pure barking last night.....
courtney said…
C...complain to management...and if that doesnt work...go for B. ;)
Anonymous said…
C...complain to management
or
ear plugs?
Campfyah said…
shoot sed dog...just kiddin, complain tuh rathid tuh neighbor and management. I got de sed proble wid a dog ova hey too, but I waiting to shoot sed dawg if ah ketch he. One set ah howling ah gawan when de night come
Cali J said…
g. Mix milk of magnesia with vodka and feed it to the dog. Take it from me dogs cannot help but drink it and it knocks them out with the added pleasure benefit of them crapping everywhere so you get back at their owner. It's a win, win.
Marc M said…
I would complain to manegment but I like Aaron D's idea.
Unknown said…
Be civilized and kindly explain your plight your neighbor and ask her to do something about the problem.

If dt nuh work tel yuh neighbor fi kis yuh %$&@@! and poison di damn dog!
Jdid said…
i say answer is (g). hire one dog assasin to tek care of him rass
Mad Bull said…
Bwoy, we Caribbean people wicked to animals, eeeh? Jeezam! Poison di dawg? Stuff him fulla laxatives? No, no, no... Talk to the owner. That prolly won't work, because the owner prolly wishes the dog would shut up himself, he can't do much to stop it.
Its a difficult question. Maybe with practice you will learn to ignore it.
CoolDestiny said…
I say D, then C, then E, then B.
Desiree said…
I pick C, then E.. how very frustrating. I guess too, I'd want some form of sleeping pills!