Kiss Mi RA$$ is Monday Already?

Bwoy, where has the weekend gone? Imagine, first it was Friday, now it is Monday! And can you believe that I've only seen my house for about 8 hours this weekend? Man, Friday night I had a nice little lime (hang out) with some guys from my the old Computer Science department. A few of them had graduated with their Masters degrees, so we had a nice little evening at Applebees. Got there late because I didn't get done with work until about 6:45pm to raatid! As soon as I reach I am presented with a huge drink in something that can only be described as a fishbowl. The drink was Listerene blue and had about 4 straws, each with a cherry on it. On top of that, there was everything on the glass from strawberry to pineapple, not to mention the 5 swords! That was my punishment for being late, rasta! Hell, if they going do that all the time, what motivation will there be for me to arrive on time ever again? ;). Anyhow, Pebbles was out at another bar living it up with her classmates, so she didn't get home till late...not to fret, I was 10 minutes behind her, having spent an entire 5 hours liming with the boys.

Now, the next thing I know, Saturday morning is up on us and I find myself in an automobile travelling toward Pittsburgh, PA going to a mall. Man, it was cold as arse and then it even started to snow!! You done know that this Jamaican Dog don't do snow already, so I man did vex! Well, vex or not, Pebbles and I shopped for about 7 hours or more, at the end of which I found myself with 4 pairs of pants and $56 less in my account. People, I need to definately go on a serious diet and exercise regimen! 6 years ago I was crying because my size 32 waist was too big, now I'm a size 44....a 1 foot gain in my waist! And the worst thing is that if I was just a little bit more than a 44 I would be screwed big time, since most of the stores didn't have anything above 44! Well, I guess it's time to dose up on the Vit. S. and burn that gut away!

Well, I stumble into Sunday and find myself doing laundry because my friends were graduating today and I had not one stitch of clothing (except for the brand new pants that I had bought the day before) to wear. Finish laundry just in time to go to the ceremony and see my friends walk, somehow I wish I had walked as well, since my fellow CS graduates seemed to be having a blast at the ceremony still! Anyhow, it's a Monday morning and I have things to do. It's finals week, so I have to finish grading final exams and submit my grades to the powers that be, then its off to vacation in beautiful, sunny JAMAICA! Dr. D. Princess P. Yammie Scratchie (yikes, unnu names rhyme!), beware, for the dog has a new leash on life and anything and everything is guaranteed to happen when the dog is in town!

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