Howdy folks, hope you are all having a great Monday morning! Next Friday Thanksgiving holidays begin, so I'll be off for ten whole days! [underlined for emphasis to annoy certain people in the blogsphere....you know who y'all are!]. Anyhow, recent posts from Scratchie and Dr. D. regarding the state of the Jamaica Labor Party (JLP) has made me seriously consider the option of forming my own political party to fill the void that the internal struggling inside the JLP is causing--after all, we cannot have a unipartite political system (and I sure won't be casting any votes for the Natural Law Party who believe that Transcendental Meditation is the solution for all off Jamaica's ills). Which is why I've decided to toss my hat into the ring and form my own political party: The Blogger Social Movement.
Now, each blogger will have his/her own ministry to handle, and the assignments I've come up with are as follows:
Well, there you have it, the Blogger Social Movement! What do you guys think?
{arf,arf}
Now, each blogger will have his/her own ministry to handle, and the assignments I've come up with are as follows:
| Name | Title | Rationale |
|---|---|---|
| Owen | Minister of Transportation | Has in-depth knowledge of the Jamaican bus system |
| Scratchie | Minister of Finance | The profession that he's in lends itself to this field |
| Dr. D. | Minister of Health | He's a doctor! |
| Yamfoot | Minister of Tourism and Sports | She's a famous cricket writer and island hopper |
| Mad Bull | Minister of Technology | He knows computers! |
| Seven | Minister of Security | Good surveillance skills [read her last blog!] |
| Ciya | Minister of Information | Well, she's really good at writing stuff! |
| Sunshine | Jamaican Ambassador to Florida | Well, she sorta lives in FL, but she's still sensitive to the Jamaican thing |
| Angry Dog | Leader of the Party | I have no idea, based on the fact that I came up with this idea. |
Well, there you have it, the Blogger Social Movement! What do you guys think?
{arf,arf}
Comments
You know, you're nuts!!! :D This was truly funny - but I gotta tell you - I bet like anything we'd do a tremendously better job than Dumb (who's now in office) and Dumber (who's working hard on staying out of office!) Obviously, as organizer of it all - you would be PM - the PM chooses the cabinet!!! All hail, oh mighty leader :D You have my vote!!!
AD one thing is for sure we will certainly do a better job than the idiots that are there now. Why am I so confident, well, we can't do any worse. They are at rock bottom.
Lawd...mi tink di title a gawn to mi head!!!!!
Ciya
Thus spake Mad Bull.