F'ing Neighbours!

Well, as it turned out, I didn't get to drive up to see Pebbles this weekend...way too much work to do. Oh well, next weekend I'll be there baby! Anyhow, you're probably wondering from the title of my post what is the latest in the never-ending saga with me and the neighbour. Well, as it turns out, I'm in bed Saturday night/Sunday morning at around 2:00am. Now, I'm not sure if I mentioned to you that neighbour is a lesbian...if not, now you know. Anyhow, I guess she found a new girlfriend or something, but at 2:00am, I hear footsteps and laughter above my head. Ok, no problem so far. Suddenly laughter stops and no more footsteps. All is well for a few minutes and I drift back into sleep.

About 10 minutes later, I hear the bed springs creaking, a few passionate moans and groans here and there, and then the damn dog start to bark! Apparently doggie don't like what she seeing. Anyhow, neighbor stops and tells the dog to shut up a few times, then decides to ignore it completely. For two hours straight, I am subjected to bedspring creaking, neighbor moaning, and dog barking. Where this rass woman get that kind of endurance from, I don't know! All I know is that at one point I was afraid that the bed was going to break down with them and fall through the ceiling and kill me on the spot!

Eventually, they finished what they had to do, and went to bed...thank God! Anyhow, other than that Saturday night episode, the weekend was relatively pleasant and uneventful. Spent much of it just chilling at home, did a little bit of exercise, bought a new diet book (more on that later), watched TV, graded a few assignments, and prepared an exam. All in all, a very restful weekend. Now it's time to head back out to the grind! Wish me luck now.

Have a great week everyone!

Comments

Scratchie said…
Hush AD. Yuh never offered to.....
Abeni said…
You sure you eg jealous:)
dorna! said…
Yup, definitely sounds like envy. :D
Mad Bull said…
My yute, how you never call the cops?
Desiree said…
LOL... so you were away from your wife, but you hear the neighbor is getting 'some'. Awww! LOL...well, aside from that you had a restful weekend, you say ... so that is not so bad.

I had a good one here, it went by quickly.
Brotha Buck said…
The dog barking...lol, that must have been some serious stuff.
Unknown said…
Angry Dog being kept up by an angry dog! LOL

Roudy lesbian neighbors, sounds like the theme of a porno flick.
Marc M said…
funny - a lot of construction occurs near me and that totally keeps me up. I am speculating which is worse construction blasts or bed creaks.
Rev Island said…
Yute, if dem drop chru ceiling mek dem fall dung pan 'ood! Introduce dem to some 2 by 4. Dawg nah bark fe dat. Dyke haffe bark.