Yes people, di dawg deh ya again (tr: Hello folks, the dog is here once again). Things are a lot less hectic now, so I'm quite content ;). Nicely relaxing while my students busily build their web pages. I'm still a little sick, but it seems as if the sore throat isn't really as bad as this morning, so here's hoping that I'm on the path to recovery.
Speaking of recovery, I was driving in to work this morning half-listening to the radio. Suddenly there was some mention of this deadly Asian flu virus that was accidentally shipped to some 18 countries, including the US. You can read the entire article here. Apparently some of that stuff got into my state as well, so I hope they destroy it as they said they did...of course, me being slightly ill, became sort of nervous and jittery for a little while until I finally convinced myself that if I really had this virus I'd be sicker than a dog (no pun intended) and probably dead already. Oh well, we'll see...
You ever driving along and see a road sign that makes you wonder what the hell people are thinking? No, not the cute signs like KFC's "Eat More Chicken" ad (see below):
But this morning as I drove past a KFC restaurant, I saw a sign that said:
9 Piece
Dark Meal
Only 9.99
First of all, what exactly is a dark meal? and why am I paying a little bit more than a dollar for each piece of said dark meal? Is a dark meal specifically meant to attract black people to the store? Or does it mean that a black person is the meal??? Hmmm, it could also be some sort of satanic thing where you eat the dark meal and drink a quart of chicken blood then mutate into some ugly, evil, twisted creature with lots of money (e.g. Donald Trump). Hmmm, I wonder, I wonder, I wonder. Maybe the dark meal is just the so-called dark meat parts of the chicken, e.g. everything else except the breast--nah, that's too easy...
OK, let's play a little game....drop me a comment telling me what you think about when you see an advertisement like that, zeen. Alright, hold tite, the dog gone! Have a blessed weekend.
{Ruff, Ruff}
Speaking of recovery, I was driving in to work this morning half-listening to the radio. Suddenly there was some mention of this deadly Asian flu virus that was accidentally shipped to some 18 countries, including the US. You can read the entire article here. Apparently some of that stuff got into my state as well, so I hope they destroy it as they said they did...of course, me being slightly ill, became sort of nervous and jittery for a little while until I finally convinced myself that if I really had this virus I'd be sicker than a dog (no pun intended) and probably dead already. Oh well, we'll see...
You ever driving along and see a road sign that makes you wonder what the hell people are thinking? No, not the cute signs like KFC's "Eat More Chicken" ad (see below):
But this morning as I drove past a KFC restaurant, I saw a sign that said:
Dark Meal
Only 9.99
First of all, what exactly is a dark meal? and why am I paying a little bit more than a dollar for each piece of said dark meal? Is a dark meal specifically meant to attract black people to the store? Or does it mean that a black person is the meal??? Hmmm, it could also be some sort of satanic thing where you eat the dark meal and drink a quart of chicken blood then mutate into some ugly, evil, twisted creature with lots of money (e.g. Donald Trump). Hmmm, I wonder, I wonder, I wonder. Maybe the dark meal is just the so-called dark meat parts of the chicken, e.g. everything else except the breast--nah, that's too easy...
OK, let's play a little game....drop me a comment telling me what you think about when you see an advertisement like that, zeen. Alright, hold tite, the dog gone! Have a blessed weekend.
{Ruff, Ruff}
Comments
I am convinced they engineered some type of animal that is cheaper than chicken, the changed the name of the company from Kentucky Fried Chicken tpo KFC, and removed the word chicken from their menu and now sell this newly engineered animal.