The Day After Tomorrow

OK, I tell you what, I have no intention of seeing that movie entitled The Day After Tomorrow...especially not with the weather being as weird as it has been lately! Well, you know me, can't keep my mind off sniffing around the web when I bored! Somewhere along the line I came across the website for the movie. Nothing really exciting, just one of those over-engineered Macromedia Flash sites that had these cryptic symbols that only mean something to you AFTER you've seen the bloody film.

One thing did catch my attention though was some sort of "profile" that they had put up where you could answer a bunch of questions regarding what you would like to do if you knew it was your last day on Earth. It made me curious and I decided to post the questions and my answers to this blog...anyone who's interested in doing the same, please feel free to copy and paste the questions and fill in your answers!

1. Where would you spend your one last day on Earth?
Well, that is a really tough question fi answer still, though I must say that I'd probably spend it in Jamaica kickin it wid mi crew and knocking back rum and coke...oh yeah, can't forget the ribs! Alternatively, I would like to spend the last day making wild and passionate love to the women on my Top 10 List (yes, even Anna Nicole)

2. If you could post to a blog your final message to the world, what would you say?
Hmmm, well again that is another tough question! I would probably want to say something philosophical in my usual poetic style, but come on, is the last day of the world and philosophy doesn't really cut it at this point! So, I guess I'd say two things...1. To all you backstabbers, haters and bastards, I hope you die slowly and painfully! 2. To all the girls I've loved before, I never really loved you, but I just needed to say it so that I could jump your bones...buh bye! [j/k about the second one though!].

3. You'll never have the chance again, what is the most daring thing that you wish you had the guts to do today?
Well, gee, I'm not really an adventerous type of person still...I've never really wanted to jump out of an airplane, go over Viagra....ummm Niagra Falls in a barrel, and I've already driven over 120 m.p.h. Hmmm, what would I do? Well, I think the first thing I'd do is find my old boss and pee on his pants, then I'd like to make love to a beautiful woman, have dinner at an expensive restaurant, dance the Tango with another beautiful woman, then drive an expensive Ferrari [oh, wait scratch that stuff except for the peeing on my old boss...I think Al Pacino already did that in Scent of a Woman], hmmm, I guess I'll have to do like some Jamaicans did during Gilbert--loot store like me a r*ss mad man!

4. We may never know, but what mysteries would you like to solve before the world ended?
Hmmm, I guess I'd really want to know who killed 2Pac and Biggie or if 2Pac is really still alive [you know, the whole Machivelli conspiracy that people have been hinting at for years]. But, more importantly, I would like to know what the hell was the "mystery meat" that they used to serve at Tsang's Fast Food Restaurant on Eastwood Park Road.

5. If you could take one picture on your camera, what picture would you take
Gee, I really don't know what to answer for this question...because I don't own a camera, but I guess if I really had to do it...I would like to take a picture of all my friends and family together one last time. The only problem is that, if it's not a digital camera, then I don't know where I going to get it developed--because I seriously doubt that Photo Express or Color World would be too interested in the One-Hour service thing on the last day of the world.

6. What three songs would you want to take with you?
(a) It wasn't Me -- Shaggy
(b) Dust in the Wind -- Kansas
(c) Wild Gilbert -- Lovindeer

Now, the reason why the majority of the answers for these questions don't sound too serious is because it sorta hard to really answer questions like these, but on top of that, I'm a Jamaican and, by nature, Jamaicans tend to be laid back and take even the most serious of situation and find the humor in it! Hol' dat an gwaan now still!